so that wasnt chicken after all
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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