i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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