I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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