ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
Dicks are not precious.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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