so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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