how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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