Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
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