Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
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