your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
Randomize
