Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
He had one of those small greek statue penises
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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