Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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