he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
I think people are normalizing furries
Randomize
