how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
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