the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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