Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Woke up backwards on a recliner
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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