Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Someone signed my nipple.
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