White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
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