So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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