eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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