id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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