Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
