We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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