I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
This is classic penis vs brain.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Randomize
