The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
Hippo gnu deer
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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