And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Randomize
