You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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