I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
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