I cannot find my penis.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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