More tranny stories later!
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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