Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
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