Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
We're too hungover to prance.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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