Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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