Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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