Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
Randomize
