He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
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