My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
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