Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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