there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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