home. puking in laundry basket.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
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