I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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