Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
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