I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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