Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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