Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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