The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
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