4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
I see more hoeing in ur future
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