You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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