we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
She's like a pop up book from hell.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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