This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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