She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
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