take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
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