I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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