handjob tips. give me some.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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