I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
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