Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
time to smoke my breakfast
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
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